Unless you do it virtually that is! This is your man, Pimp-Hand Strong here, and I’m going to try and school some of you up and coming, young pimps to this here virtual game. I’m a virtual pimp, so I will be using language that will offend some of you bitches, so check your balls and prepare to make some money, if you can hang. Ladies, I ain’t leavin’ you out, you can bring your bitch-asses to Virtual Pimpin’ 101 too. I don’t discriminate!
The first thing you know about the adult porn and internet game is, you ain’t gonna get rich by 9 am tomorrow morning. This ain’t no get rich quick system and if you think it is, you better go get yourself some real ho’s and hit the local corner and land some real tricks!
This virtual pimping takes some time, dedication and the ability to multi-task like a mutha-fucka! What do you need to get started?
- A computer, fool!
- Internet access, dummy!
- Some computer skills. (And I don’t mean NASA skills, but mo-fo, you should know how to do a little HTML modification and image/photo changing!)
That’s about it for the “must-haves” really. You didn’t think it was that easy, did ya? Well thank God for Pimp-Hand Strong cause he just educated your punk ass!
For my Pimps already in the game, I’m trying to build a place for all Sponsors (that’s the people that pay us, for you rookies), so we can find the content we’re looking for. I ain’t impressed with searching all over the damn world for an Asian POTD (picture of the day), that really is a TRUE PICTURE OF THE DAY, with an image, not just a damn link! So I will add sponsors and affiliates whenever I can and if you see one I haven’t added yet, leave some feedback and if I’m not a part of it, I’ll sign-up under you and then we can all get that cheddar!
Let’s all be proud members of the National Pimp Association and work together to get more of that money!
As webmasters, we all know our work never ends and this is especially true for those of us that leave the mainstream and look to the adult industry for an income. It’s hard enough to keep up with all the things we have to do and still try to stay on top of the money coming in. Enter Nifty Stats, a “must have” tool for every webmaster to keep track of most, or all of your sponsor programs, clicks, views and most importantly, sign-ups! The Virtual Pimps recommend it, so try it for free!
